Beagle Man is an Instagram addict. We all know this. When he makes me pose for
photos, at first I’m flattered. Then it dawns on me: He’s thinking post. True fact: After going to a football game a couple of weeks ago, during which he posted —of course — he
and Matt were looking forward to a cocktail before dinner. Beagle Man leaned back and said, “Ahh, three of my favorite things — food, Bourbon, and counting ‘likes.'” Just a few minutes later, after consulting his iPhone every other minute, he got upset because one of his most loyal followers, a friend of Alison, hadn’t checked in yet. “Maybe she’s doing something important,” Alison offered. To which Beagle Man actually replied, “What could be more important than liking my Instagram?” This week he was
disappointed that his recent birthday post, which he thought was a sure-fire Hall-
of-Famer, didn’t make his All-Time Top Ten. (Yes, ladies and gents, he actually does have this listing on his laptop. I know; you’re not surprised.) To me though, the explanation was obvious: Just look at his Top Ten posts and you’ll see two of them are of him and Mom at weddings, four include adorable babies (Ryan), and three have adorable dogs (me). So all he needed to do to score big with his
birthday IG was bring me along for the evening! Not that complicated. Oh, and by the way, if you don’t follow Beagle Man’s Insta, and would like to, his handle is doubleh50. He wants you to know he didn’t tell me to mention this. (Wink, wink.)
Beagle Man and Ricky always have a lot to say, so I’ll just pipe up in The Duck Dog Speaks whenever I can.
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