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MARCH MADNESS: HUSKIES VS. TOLLERS!

I’d like to point out that there’s an awful lot of Husky-mania going on around our house.  Sure, I get it — I was named for the ultimate Husky hero, Kemba Walker.  And we do live in Connecticut.  And UConn is a damn good squad —

KEMBA’S GOT A BRAND NEW TRAIL

Let me tell you something about cross-country skiing: I love it. You know what I mean.  Like I don’t actually wear skis.  I leave that part to [caption id="attachment_9244" align="alignright" width="222"] Cross-country skiing at Landgrove, in the good old days.  Lots of snow! Beagle Man…

SITTING PRETTY

Spent New Year’s in Vermont, as we pretty much always do.  Because certain of the activities weren’t dog friendly, I got shipped over to my Manchester sitter for

THE BEER THAT MADE NOVA SCOTIA (AND ME!) FAMOUS

I noticed it a long time ago.  It was this real cute photo of Matt, as a baby.  He was sitting [caption id="attachment_9169" align="alignright" width="268"] Matt and his beer outside our house in Vermont, on the deck, alongside a six-pack of beer that was named after him!  The brewery i…

WORKING DOG

I just found out that Beagle Man pays Elise and Frankie when he leaves me with them.  And I have to say, that doesn’t really make sense to me. I work for them.  Pretty much the whole time that I’m there.  Frankie even calls me his “apprentice.”  During my last stay, I helped him with his music, j…

KEMBA RANKS THE MAJOR SPORTS

Here’s some stuff I found on the internet about my athletic abilities: • If you enjoy running, you’re in luck; Tollers are fast—they can reach speeds up to 45 mph! • Running Miles: Healthy Duck Tolling Retrievers may be able to run up to five miles. Hiking Miles: A full-grown Toller may enjoy spe…

KEMBA LANDS ANOTHER TOP RECRUIT FROM CANADA

I hope I don’t sound too full of myself when I tell you I have tons of admirers.  “OMG, that’s the most gorgeous dog I’ve ever seen!”  “Eight years old??!!  Look at that face!  I thought he was still a puppy.”  “What kind of dog is that?  He’s beautiful!”  That kind of thing.  I hear it a lot. Bu…

JAILBREAK!

I’ve noticed, in the last couple of posts, that Beagle Man’s been featuring my young nephew Pickle quite prominently.  I mean, jeez — why don’t we just start calling the blog BLACK LAB MAN? We look out for each other. More or less.[/ca…

CAPTAIN OBVIOUS

After I’ve completed maybe a trillion fetches of my favorite stick in the surf, what I’ll do is I’ll drop my shoulder, throw myself onto my back, and roll around in the sand.  I do this not just once, but again, and again, and again.  In this way, I’m able to reach not only [caption id=”attachmen…

“One Second . . .”

I hear from a lot of “experts” that dogs don’t experience time the way humans do.  You can leave your dog for an hour, they say, and to him, it’ll just feel like a second.  There’s probably some truth to this.  But I think they have it backwards.  Here’s how it works. Every morning, when we’re ge…

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