I just found out that Beagle Man pays Elise and Frankie when he leaves me with them. And I have to say, that doesn’t really make sense to me.
I work for them. Pretty much the whole time that I’m there. Frankie even calls me his “apprentice.” During my last stay, I helped him with his music, j…
Why did the chicken — or the dog, for that matter — cross the road?
When Kemba was a puppy, he and I worked with a dog trainer. Neither of us — Kemba nor I — did that great. The trainer was a perfectionist. I wasn’t. Dur…
Wait a minute, Rucky. Weren’t you just begging to go out??
Sometimes when Greg and Kelly both need to be away from their house, Greg will ask me to look in on Ruckus, let him out to pee, maybe play with him for awhile. When …
For most of you, when you hear the word “Beagle,” you automatically associate it with “Snoopy.”
Me? I think “Ricky.” Obviously.
Ricky, as seen on my iPhone wallpaper
Sure, over the last eight-plus years, Kemba has become my …
Jonathan the XIV: Official mascot of the UConn Huskies
I’m not telling you anything you don’t already know when I say my UConn Huskies are National Champs! For the FIFTH TIME since 1999! Five national championships in 25 ye…
Here’s some stuff I found on the internet about my athletic abilities:
• If you enjoy running, you’re in luck; Tollers are fast—they can reach speeds up to 45 mph!
• Running Miles: Healthy Duck Tolling Retrievers may be able to run up to five miles. Hiking Miles: A full-grown Toller may enjoy spe…
Don’t let those long skinny legs, ferociously wagging tail (accompanied by ferociously shaking butt), and innocent black eyes fool you: That one-year-old Pickle (before his somewhat sensitive male surgery) was quite the sex fiend. Last summer — when he was just seven months old! — I saw him on t…
I hope I don’t sound too full of myself when I tell you I have tons of admirers. “OMG, that’s the most gorgeous dog I’ve ever seen!” “Eight years old??!! Look at that face! I thought he was still a puppy.” “What kind of dog is that? He’s beautiful!” That kind of thing. I hear it a lot.
Bu…
