I haven’t really complained to Beagle Man yet, but I can tell you guys: I’ve kind of had it with life on the road. I don’t like these Best Westerns nearly as much as the Loews Santa Monica Beach Hotel. And I’m sick of the car. I don’t even care if I can have the shotgun seat.
I’m starting to really miss Winslow Park, and all my friends there — Lincoln and Sadie and Roxy and all the rest. I miss the ocean at Montauk. I miss Burying Hill Beach at home — and now that it’s October, I’m allowed to go back there. I miss Luz. And Robby. And Matt and Greg. And Kelly. And Alison. I miss Ruckus and Bruce and Sophie Mae. I miss Mommy. I miss sleeping on her easy chair in the bedroom. Beagle Man says to keep my chin up, it’s only another week. But a week’s a long time. And don’t give me that dogs-don’t-know-time baloney. I just want to go home.
Beagle Man and Ricky always have a lot to say, so I’ll just pipe up in The Duck Dog Speaks whenever I can.
Kemba, Hang in there! Although a week is like 49 dog days, right?