So two nights ago we meet Luke and his roommate Hayes for dinner at the Grinnell Steakhouse (now there’s a place that has “Ricky” written all over it), and Hayes starts telling us about seeing Obama speak in Iowa City the day before. Iowa City — we just finished driving through there, but a day too late! The candidates — Roof Rack Romney was there, too — are right here in Iowa, and B-Man couldn’t work it out to see them??!! Remember when I told you he’s a bit of an ignoramus when it comes to politics? Need any more proof? Wait, sorry . . . sorry. I shouldn’t be calling names. I hate it when Mitt and Barry talk trash about each other. Why don’t they
just stick to talking about positive themes . . . like what they like to eat. Check out this amazing ad for Pedigree Dogs treats. Really, really cool. Now imagine that same artsy-fartsy slow-mo technique capturing Mitt savoring his favorite peanut butter and honey sandwich . . . or Barry chomping his cheeseburger . . . or Michelle sipping her broccoli soup. Mmmm . . . now that’s what I’m talkin’ about!
I plan to write The Roof Rack Report for this blog (#roofrackreport on Twitter, for those who follow me already on @BeagleManHank) as often as I can while we’re on the road. But if there’s only time for The Roof Rack Report or food, I can tell you right now what it’s gonna be.
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