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Red Is the New Black-White-and-Tan

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rrrYup, those rumors you’ve been hearing are true.  The very deliberate —sometimes agonizingly

Liam
Some people call ’em Little Red Duck Dogs. I prefer “Toller”

deliberate — Beagle Man is in line for a Toller.  A what?  A Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever.  I know, a mouthful, right?  Some say he chose it specifically because I was such a “handful,” and he was looking for the “anti-beagle.”  Not so!  There are actually a lot of similarities between me and the Toller.  My playing weight was 28 to 30 pounds; Tollers go at about 45.  I have that white blaze running right down the middle of my knock-’em-dead face, and a lot of Tollers have that same thing going on.  Tollers are also big-time jocks; you should see them play Frisbee!  And did you ever happen to see me go after a squirrel?  Okay, so I never caught one — but we’re talking wheels!  And even though a lot of people think Tollers look just like mini-Goldens, they’re not push-overs like Goldens.  They’ve got a little of that I’ll-do-it-my-way in them, just like yours truly.  (Beagle Man always called me “stubborn,” but I prefer to think that I always knew exactly what I wanted.)  So now, instead of constantly having black-and-tan-and-white hair all over his fleece or his sweatshirt or whatever, the color will be red.  And the part I really like?  Apparently he’s driving up to Nova Scotia to pick up the damn dog!  Bottom line:  I’m totally down with this Toller thing.  You go, B-Man!

The Roof Rack Report (#roofrackreport on Twitter, for those who follow me already on @BeagleManHank) appears on Mondays, usually.  Actually, whenever Beagle Man decides to give me some space . .



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