Weekend at Uncle Marlon’s II
My good, good boy is back after his summer tune-up at Camp Marlon. I
send him there from time to time so that Kemba’s A#1 trainer, Marlon, can re-install the good behaviors —with his loving care, patience, and expertise — that I spend the rest of the year undoing with my lax discipline, lack of…
Glory Days
We interrupt this blog about dogs to bring you some breaking news: The House Formerly Known as Camp Herman has been torn down.
Yes, the old white colonial on Devon Road, home to the Beagle Man and family for over 30 years — through June of 2018 —is no more. Rather than get carried away with my o…
R&R
“Patient is a 70-year-old male” it said at the top of my doctor’s notes on the MyChart app. And my first reaction — I swear! — was “Who the hell is he talking about??”
Same thing with my dog. He’s not getting any younger, either — but I still think of Kemba as a puppy. From recent evidence, tho…
Why We Loved Ricky
The world’s best, most handsome Beagle would be turning 17 today. We still miss him . . .
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SNOWY FUN It’…
Pan-Dog Walking
Is today Thursday? Or Friday? Wait —it’s Wednesday? Really? Hard to tell the difference during our shelter-at-home sabbatical. You just have to find your own ways to add a little spice to your days. Carol, for example, tripped over an empty suitcase in our bedroom, crashed to the floor, and…
Ricky to Kemba: Relax!
I’ll admit it: I’ve never totally understood my young friend Kemba. First of all, what’s with this insane exercise fetish of his? Beagle Man takes him out in the morning, they run, and they play fetch forever. Then B-Man sits down at
his desk to work and what does Kemba do? He keeps st…
Mad Max Beyond Thunder-WHAT??
We went up to Vermont over the weekend. Just Mom, Beagle Man, and me. Things were strange. Beagle Man took me for a walk along French Hollow Road. Said we couldn’t do our usual hiking trail around Equinox Pond, because we weren’t supposed to be near anyone. We drove to the next town — Peru — a…
Kemba Comes Off the IL; Still On Minutes Restriction
Kemba Walker Herman was cleared yesterday for light fetching-related activities. He’s spent the last two weeks on the Injured List after hyperextending his right front elbow while tumbling tail over teakettle during a vigorous fetching session at Compo Beach on February 24. Team physicians at Wi…
But Where Are All The Little Red Duck Dogs?
For the first time since Matt and I made our pilgrimage to Nova Scotia in 2014 to pick out the then tiny and adorable four-week-old Kemba from his litter (“I’d like the one with the green collar, and the white flash on his nose”), I returned to Canada. Carol and I spent last weekend in Toronto fo…
She’s a Lot Better Than I Thought
Not long after Ricky the Beagle passed on, Beagle Man announced to Mom that he needed another dog. “That’s fine,” Mom said, “as long as you understand one thing. He’ll be your dog. I won’t walk him. I won’t wake up with him. I won’t pick up his poop. And I won’t play with him.” I’m that dog…
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