Here's the look that gets him whatever he wants . . .
Ever since that damn reunion in June, Beagle Man’s all “Teaneck High School this” and “Teaneck High School that.” Excuse me, but aren’t you supposed to not …
I’m not sure whether the brouhaha over the release of my 100 favorite rock and roll songs of all time
Demands a recount
triggered this, but lately my son Matt and his girlfriend, Lauren, have been playing their own …
Frankie sent me this photo, with a note: "Roxy and I are training to be luggage for your next cross-country trip." In your dreams, Frankie!
When they hear me at their front door, they both get extremely …
Vacant since '03
Okay, just because I spent $240 yesterday on a new carbon paddle — two thirds the price I paid for the whole kayak a few years ago! — doesn’t mean I’m stupid. You won’t catch me shelling out…
"Screw the birds. This is mine!"
It’s true: Most of my pals are dogs. But not all. I’d like you to meet my new pal, Smokey. Smokey showed up over the weekend at Beagle Man’s friend Mimi’s house in Sims…
A privileged dog
There’s a commercial I hear on sports talk radio — I think it’s for Goodyear Tires — in which one guy says to another guy something like, “Just because you use seatbelts on your dogs doesn’t make …
Cap'n Chester
Look at him up there! Proud . . . alone . . . captain of his fate. I want that to be me! Beagle Man has a kayak — but has he ever taken me out? Nooo! Just because I’m a bit of a wuss about the …