Bowl Controversy
What is it with Beagle Man and my freakin’ bowls? Has he told you yet, very modestly, that to pull off a trip like this, with all the miles of driving, and the sight-seeing, and the visiting, and the blogging, and staying in a different motel every night, you have to be really efficient and real…
Pushing the Envelope
LA/XC-3 2013
LA/XC-3 DAYS FIFTEEN, SIXTEEN, SEVENTEEN, AND EIGHTEEN: PACIFIC COAST HIGHWAY, SANTA CRUZ, BERKELEY, SAN FRANCISCO, SANTA MONICA/L.A;, EL CENTRO
Day Fifteen mileage: 243.9
Day Sixteen mileage: 392.9
Day Se…
Command Performance
So we’re back in Santa Monica, staying at the Hotel California this time. Right next door to the Loews. Now correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t we just leave Santa Monica on Wednesday? Only Beagle Man could come up with an itinerary like this one. And I thought I’d made it pretty clear I’d ha…
Welcome to Paradise!
LA/XC-3 2013
LA/XC-3 DAYS EIGHT, NINE, TEN, AND ELEVEN: BRYCE CANYON, UTAH; HOOVER DAM, NEVADA-ARIZONA; L.A. AND SANTA MONICA
Day Eight mileage: 337.4
Day Nine mileage: 326.2
Total LA/XC-3 mileage (to Loews Santa Mon…
Stupid Human Tricks
I cannot wait to tell you about one of the stupidest comments I’ve ever heard! Beagle Man says the kid must have been super drunk. Robby’s sure he was high. I just think he was really, really dumb. Anyway, B-Man and I had just reached the USC campus at about 6 o’clock Friday night, after over…
Greetings From Hanksville!
LA/XC-3 DAYS FIVE, SIX, AND SEVEN: GOODLAND, KANSAS; GLENWOOD SPRINGS, COLORADO; BRYCE CANYON, UTAH
LA/XC-3 2013
Day Five mileage: 430.1
Day Six mileage: 371.1
Day Seven mileage: 420.2
Total LA/XC-3 mileage: 2,587.2
R…
A Win-Win
I’m not really sure if there’s any logic to the connection between how the Jets do on the field and how I get treated — but it’s sure as hell there! On Sunday, when Tampa Bay had all but stuck a fork in the Jets, Beagle Man was giving me zero treats, was late on my 3PM meds-and-banana, and was …
Miracle in Missouri
LA/XC-3 DAYS TWO, THREE, AND FOUR: COLUMBUS, OHIO; ST. LOUIS AND INDEPENDENCE, MISSOURI
LA/XC-3 2013
Day Two mileage: 211.7
Day Three mileage: 475.4
Day Four mileage: 243.9
Total LA/XC-3 mileage: 1,364.8
Road music: ES…
And Why Would I Be Running Away?
I’ve been meaning to address this for a long time: I don’t know why Beagle Man treats me like fine china. It’s nuts. Two years ago, on LA/XC-1, he wouldn’t carry his stuff from the car to the motel room without keeping me right alongside him on the leash. Last year he got the brilliant idea o…
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