Old Dog, New Trick
It’s the Sunday morning of Thanksgiving weekend. Kemba has just gotten me up, as usual, with his polite but insistent mewling — at 6AM. As
those of you who know the Beagle Man are well aware, this is not my time of day. Not by a long shot. It is, however, Kemba’s.
By 6:20 we’re heading over to…
A Nice Medium-Sized Dog, Huh?
Remember back when Beagle Man wanted a German Shepherd, and Mrs. B
wanted nothing bigger than a Beagle? And this Duck Toller was the Great Compromise — a nice, medium-sized dog? Hah! Have you by any chance taken a look at Kemba lately? Did you happen to notice the length of his limbs? Steve…
CSI: Westport
The three young men pictured below, all brothers, were victims of severe face-lickings over the Thanksgiving weekend. Kemba the Toller, an animal of interest, has been brought in for questioning. Please send any information that might be helpful to the Comments section of this blog. Thank you…
One Of the Stupidest Things I’ve Ever Done (And That’s Saying Something)
This might be better than the $27.99 elk antler.
Heather the Trainer had told me about “Puppy Social,” a drop-in, pay-as-you-go ($10 for the 45-minute session) supervised play group at Paws ‘N Effect in Hamden. I pride myself on knowing CT geography from my days of following the boys all over the…
Kemba’s First Trip To Vermont
Wow — four weeks Kemba had been living in Westport as of last Saturday, and I hadn’t yet taken him on a single major road trip! (Not counting his original epic drive from Nova Scotia down to CT, that is.) Had to do something about that, so last weekend Beagle Man and the
Missus loaded Kemba int…
Still Licking
My L.A. friend Ilene — we grew up together in Teaneck, NJ — calls me “Wanderlust Dude.” She’s amazed that every year, within 48 hours after
returning from my cross-country road trip, I’ve driven to Montauk, or Vermont, or someplace else that takes a car to get to — after having spent the previous…
Sa-Jack, Meet Ric-Kemba
I’ve been thinking about Sa-Jack, my roommate back in my fraternity days, because later this week is my birthday — and two days later, his. Sa-Jack, these days, looks like Jon Stewart, and like Jon Stewart, he’s a pretty funny guy. Always was. One of his best routines, back in the day, was his…
Kemba Gets $48M Deal!
It’s Sunday night, and there’s Beagle Man watching his Knicks, once again, on TV. They’re playing the
Charlotte Hornets, whose star is — you guessed it — UConn’s own Kemba Walker! And watching from the green couch, riveted by his every move? Yup! His namesake: Kemba Herman! I know, cute, rig…
The Amazing, Miraculous “New Puppy” Weight-Loss Diet!
This is incredible! I’ve lost 4.6 pounds — I swear! — since bringing Kemba home with me last Saturday! That’s even more impressive than the results of my inaugural LA/XC Diet™ back in 2011, when I dropped 5 pounds (because I often skipped meals to make my 500 miles a day), but that was over a fo…
He’s Coming Home
Lots of fuss and excitement leading up to Beagle Man’s trip to Portland, Maine, this weekend to pick up
the little whippersnapper. The whole household is in an uproar. A week ago B-Man bought virtually every toy in Choice Pet Supply that was not made in China, as well as pretty much everything e…
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