Kemba and Luz and the Tulip
Tulip plant (minus tulip)
I only heard about all this last week.
Apparently Luz, who most of you know as Robby’s old baby-sitter and patron saint of Ricky, Kemba, and all dogs everywhere, had planted some tulip seeds two, may…
The Lion King and the Peaceful Panda
Best friends
Patty, the youngest of my three nieces, and Teddy, her husband, have a four-and-a-half-year-old black Lab named Bruce. Bruce might just be the nicest dog you’ll ever meet: mellow, friendly, good-natured, well-tr…
Thanks, Dawgs!
I am having the best time EV-ER! We’re out at the beach in Montauk, and Patty and Teddy brought my cousin Bruce. This is
Me and my cousin Bruce
the first time I’ve met him, but he is the GREATEST! I love this guy! At the …
Stealth Dog
Where he is . . .
This past weekend Kemba jumped off the roof.
Yes, my writing students at Blackham Middle School in Bridgeport, this is hyperbole. But not by much.
Wait, though. Let’s back up a little.
From the time Kemba …
We’re Having a Dog Party! And You’re Invited!
I am SO, SO, SO excited! Mrs. B told me that to welcome me and Beagle Man home from LA/XC-4, and to celebrate the completion of Beagle Man’s series of four cross-country road trips, and to congratulate Robby on his college graduation, she’s throwing a big backyard barbecue FOR ALL THE DOGS I KNO…
Dead Fish: It’s a Wrap!
LA/XC-4 DAY THIRTY-ONE: POSTING FROM WESTPORT, CT
GREETINGS FROM CONNECTICUT! LA/XC-4 2015
Last-day mileage from Port Clinton, OH to Westport, Ct: 571
Total LA/XC-4 mileage: 8,710
Road Music: Sirius cycle; Spurs-Clipp…
Parting Shots
When I’m not writing for Beagle Man, I’m writing for brands. So here’s a summary of my trip in the form of a Best Western commercial.
Best Western Hotels/”Hank and Kemba” :30
WE OPEN ON A MAN AND HIS DOG WALKING INTO THE LOBBY OF A BEST WESTERN. WE HEAR HIS VOICE FROM OFF-CAMERA.
VO: Every yea…
The Centennial Beach Massacre, Touchdown Jesus, the Blue Lep . . . and Much More!!!
GREETINGS FROM OHIO! LA/XC-4 2015
LA/XC-4 DAYS TWENTY-NINE AND THIRTY: POSTING FROM PORT CLINTON, OHIO
Two-day mileage from Kenosha, WI to Port Clinton, OH: 481
Total LA/XC-4 mileage: 8,139
Road Music: “Sweet Home Alab…
On My Own Again (to the tune of Willie Nelson’s “On the Road Again”)
GREETINGS FROM WISCONSIN! LA/XC-4 2015
LA/XC-4 DAYS TWENTY-TWO THROUGH TWENTY-EIGHT: POSTING FROM KENOSHA, WI
Seven-day mileage from Mount Shasta, CA to Kenosha, WI: 2,761
Total LA/XC-4 mileage: 7,659
Road Music: Siriu…
Make Up Your Mind, Beagle Man!
Help me out here. I really do want to play by the rules . . . but what are the rules? As far as I can tell, they keep changing. Last
It’s what I do . . .
Monday, down at Huntington Beach in California (seems like a long ti…
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