We’re Having a Dog Party! And You’re Invited!
I am SO, SO, SO excited! Mrs. B told me that to welcome me and Beagle Man home from LA/XC-4, and to celebrate the completion of Beagle Man’s series of four cross-country road trips, and to congratulate Robby on his college graduation, she’s throwing a big backyard barbecue FOR ALL THE DOGS I KNO…
Dead Fish: It’s a Wrap!
LA/XC-4 DAY THIRTY-ONE: POSTING FROM WESTPORT, CT
GREETINGS FROM CONNECTICUT!LA/XC-42015
Last-day mileage from Port Clinton, OH to Westport, Ct: 571
Total LA/XC-4 mileage: 8,710
Road Music: Sirius cycle; Spurs-Clipper…
Parting Shots
When I’m not writing for Beagle Man, I’m writing for brands. So here’s a summary of my trip in the form of a Best Western commercial.
Best Western Hotels/”Hank and Kemba” :30
WE OPEN ON A MAN AND HIS DOG WALKING INTO THE LOBBY OF A BEST WESTERN. WE HEAR HIS VOICE FROM OFF-CAMERA.
VO: Every yea…
The Centennial Beach Massacre, Touchdown Jesus, the Blue Lep . . . and Much More!!!
GREETINGS FROM OHIO!LA/XC-42015
LA/XC-4 DAYS TWENTY-NINE AND THIRTY: POSTING FROM PORT CLINTON, OHIO
Two-day mileage from Kenosha, WI to Port Clinton, OH: 481
Total LA/XC-4 mileage: 8,139
Road Music: “Sweet Home Alabam…
On My Own Again (to the tune of Willie Nelson’s “On the Road Again”)
GREETINGS FROM WISCONSIN!LA/XC-42015
LA/XC-4 DAYS TWENTY-TWO THROUGH TWENTY-EIGHT: POSTING FROM KENOSHA, WI
Seven-day mileage from Mount Shasta, CA to Kenosha, WI: 2,761
Total LA/XC-4 mileage: 7,659
Road Music: Sirius …
Make Up Your Mind, Beagle Man!
Help me out here. I really do want to play by the rules . . . but what are the rules? As far as I can tell, they keep changing. Last
It’s what I do . . .
Monday, down at Huntington Beach in California (seems like a long ti…
Kemba The Dancing Frog
There was this Looney Tunes cartoon when I was little: This old man’s walking down the street, when he comes across a dancing frog in a top hat singing “Hello! Ma Baby.” He can’t believe his eyes! But when he tries to show his discovery to literally anyone else on the planet, the frog just s…
All Country For Old Men
For the first half of my life, everything I knew about music I learned from the back seat of my dad’s car.
Dire Straits (Brothers in Arms), Bryan Adams (Cuts Like a Knife, Reckless), Tom Petty (Full Moon Fever, Wildflowers, Greatest Hits), John Mellencamp (then “Cougar”) (American Fool), John Fog…
The Duck Dog Swims!
GREETINGS FROM MOUNT SHASTA!LA/XC-42015
LA/XC-4 DAYS EIGHTEEN, NINETEEN, TWENTY, AND TWENTY-ONE: POSTING FROM MOUNT SHASTA, CA
Westbound mileage to L.A.: 3,602
Mileage while in L.A. area: 524
Three-day mileage from Santa M…
Kemba the Ranch Hand
LA/XC-4 DAYS FOURTEEN, FIFTEEN, SIXTEEN, AND SEVENTEEN: POSTING FROM SANTA MONICA
GREETINGS FROM SANTA YNEZ!LA/XC-42015
Yesterday Carol, Kemba, and I drove up the PCH to visit our good friends, former-Westporters Susan and R…
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