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My Scariest Half Hour Ever*

Posted on by Hank

Yesterday’s excitement started shortly after Kemba’s daily first-thing-in-the-morning beach session (pee/poop/fetch-sticks-in-ocean).  The sky was already beginning to look ominous, and a thunderstorm was in the forecast — but I had planned to go for a run, and you all know how much I love changing my plans.  My one concession to the impending weather was that I decided to run loops around the perimeter of the neighborhood, rather than out and back on Napeague Meadow Road, so I’d be a bit closer to home, in case.  Kemba trotted up to his usual perch in the sleeping loft, to observe my take-off.

Sure enough, as I turned the corner from Dolphin Drive onto 27, on my very first lap, it started: a remarkably loud clap of thunder, some truly scary lightning bolts, and seconds later, drenching rain.  In about zero seconds my dry-fit had turned to soak-fit and my running shoes were a squishy mess.  I cut my loop short, dashing home via Atlantic Drive.  I doubt it was more than four minutes from the first thunder blast to my arrival at the front door.

Kemba generally greets me, tail wagging, when I get home from anywhere, but I didn’t see him.  I assumed the storm had spooked him a bit, that he was in a bathroom or under a bed or some other “safe” place, and would eventually appear at the sound of my voice.  I made my way through the the house, discarding wet running gear, mopping up where the floors had been soaked through open windows, casually on the lookout for Kemba.  No big hurry.

After a cursory once-over, and still no dog, I began to intensify my search.  I called out loudly for him, checked every corner of every room, opened every closet, looked under all the beds and couches.  Still no Duck Toller.

Had he somehow gotten out on the deck?  I went out there and looked.  Nope.  Under the deck?  Nope again.  I jogged down to the beach, calling Kemba’s name every few seconds.  Scanned east and west.  The waves were crazy.  No dog in sight.

I did the same thing out front on the road, checking as far as the White Sands Motel, where he’s been known to wander.  No luck.

home
Home, safe, and dry . . .

By now, yes, I’d begun to panic.  Probably most of you know the stages:  1. I don’t see my dog, but no big deal;  2. He must be here somewhere;  3. I guess I really ought to start searching for him;  4.  Where the hell is he??!!  I imagined him, terrified by the storm, trying to sprint across Highway 27.  I imagined him flailing desperately in the wild surf.  Then I pictured his sweet, sweet face, looking up at me, head tilted, with that upbeat, “what-do-you-want-to-do-now?” expression.

I realized I didn’t have my phone with me.  I ran back to the house to grab it.  Yes!  There was a call from the 631 area code, just five minutes ago!  I called back:  It was a worker at the Ocean Colony Resort — 7/10 of a mile down the beach from us.  He said he had Kemba, and would wait for me.

I raced over in my car.  The worker, Adrian, said that Kemba, looking frantic, had run up to him from the beach . . . and jumped into his truck!  He told me he loved dogs, had a German Shepherd puppy, and was glad

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. . . and begging for a belly rub after his ordeal

he was able to get Kemba back to me.  He also said Kemba had been a good boy.

Wow.

Back home, after giving Kemba all the treats he wanted, I pieced it together.  Both slider screens in the main room had been knocked way off their tracks.  Clearly Kemba, in his thunder-and-lightning frenzy, had blasted through the screens, out onto the deck, leaped the gate, and sprinted down to the beach, racing to the first person he could find.

I took a look at the bone-shaped doggy tag on his blue collar.  The engraving on it, thanks to an entire summer in salt water, was all but invisible (see photo).  How the hell

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Can you make out the phone number on the bone-shaped tag? Fortunately, Adrian could

Adrian was able to decipher the identification info, I’ll never know.  Thank God he did.

And yes, an order for a brand-new collar, this one with Kemba’s name and my phone number printed on it in bold, easy-to-read characters, has already been placed.

* Wait, there was also the time Ricky went missing — for a half hour as well — while I was visiting my high school friend Lucy in Denver during LA/XC-2, back in 2012.  So tied for scariest, I guess.

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