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Kemba and Luz and the Tulip

Posted on by Hank
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Tulip plant (minus tulip)

I only heard about all this last week.

Apparently Luz, who most of you know as Robby’s old baby-sitter and patron saint of Ricky, Kemba, and all dogs everywhere, had planted some tulip seeds two, maybe three years ago, in a pot in the kitchen.  And waited for it to

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Does this look like the face of a cold-blooded, tulip-eating felon?

flower.  And waited.  And waited.  Tulips, I’ve since learned from Wikipedia, can take a very long time to bloom.  Finally, though, in April, while Kemba and I were gallivanting around America, it seems that a flower appeared.  One, lone flower.  Luz was very happy with that flower.

Shortly after Kemba and I returned from LA/XC-4, he went to examine that flower that Luz had been waiting and waiting and waiting for.  First he sniffed it. Then he nudged it.  And finally — of course — he ate it.

Fortunately for Kemba, in the world of St. Luz, nothing is ever a dog’s fault.  “He was hungry,” she’ll say.  Or “He didn’t know any better.” Or “He just has too much energy.”

This time, it was, “He’s a dog.  What can you do?” She looked at the flower-less pot.  “I’ll just plant another tulip.”

LOOK FOR A NEW BEAGLE MAN POST EVERY THURSDAY.  OR PRETTY CLOSE TO THURSDAY.  COULD BE WEDNESDAY.  OR FRIDAY.  LET’S NOT GET TOO OBSESSIVE HERE . . .  OH, AND BTW, YOU CAN ALSO FOLLOW ME ON FACEBOOK,  TWITTER, AND INSTAGRAM.

 

 



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