Only dogs in the ring, no trainers. That way we won’t have to see any more of those sensible shoes and 1950s dresses
No beauticians. You don’t see me doing this to Ricky before we go out in the morning
Let’s save the ribbons for dogs that look like dogs
With better security we can eliminate snowballs posing as pupsFor a greener Westminster, let’s mop up beer spills with Komondors instead of paper napkins
Better sportsmanship; no sour grapesLet’s replace this year’s judge . . .
. . . with her twin sisterAnd how ’bout for 2015, we do beagles only?
LOOK FOR A NEW BEAGLE MAN POST EVERY THURSDAY. OR PRETTY CLOSE TO THURSDAY. COULD BE WEDNESDAY. OR FRIDAY. LET’S NOT GET TOO OBSESSIVE HERE . . . OH, AND BTW, YOU CAN ALSO FOLLOW ME ONFACEBOOK AND TWITTER
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