Family Reunion? Really?

I overheard Beagle Man and the Mrs. talking about organizing a “family reunion.”  Huh???  I always thought Mrs. B and the B-Man were my mom and pop — and that Matt, Greg, and Robby were my bro’s.  Well guess what?  Turns out I have this whole other family!  There’s my mom, Cookie the Crumbsnatcher (I guess that explains that), my dad, Gentle Ben — and a whole bunch of brothers and sisters who I supposedly knew when I was a pup but I sure as heck don’t remember now.  So the plan was we’d maybe go for a drive and meet them — along with this lady Sandy, who brought us all up — in

Templeton, MA.  Now you know how I feel about road trips:  Put me in a car and I’ll go anywhere.  But I’m not so sure about this “reunion” thing.  What if those other dogs are obnoxious, and don’t do what they’re told?  What if they’re really stubborn?  What if I have to share my food?  If you ask me — which of course nobody will — I’d leave well enough alone.

Oh, and one more thing:  I want to give a shout-out to my pal Teddy, who’s having some health problems.  Teddy, I really hope you feel better soon!

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