Should Beagle Man be asking Steve the Breeder for his money back? I know, I know, this sounds pretty petty, especially coming from me, the dog Kemba replaced. But seriously — isn’t he
I know, it’s been a while since you’ve heard from me. Don’t think I haven’t been wanting to write. Ah, well, but that’s Beagle Man for you — love the one you’re with. If he’s not hogging the bylines for himself, then it’s Kemba — you know, He Who Can Do No Wrong. Speaking of forgotten dogs, I…
Hey, Ricky here. And I gotta say,
Beagle Man’s really left you guys hanging. First he promises you a report card for Kemba back during the duck dog’s birthday week (“Coming soon” he says — on August 17th!). Then he goes off on his “Favorite 300 Songs Ever” tangent for four posts. Seriously, i…
As Beagle Man promised at the end of his last post, he drove over to East Hampton Town Justice Court on Friday,
[caption id="attachment_5417" align="alignright" width="225"] To repeat what the B-Man said last week: Is this the face of a hardened criminal?
hoping to finally resolve Kemba…
So by now you know I really like Kemba; we’ve established that. He’s cool, and he’s got a lot of heart — like
Hates dogs
Loves people
some other dog wh…
So I see the pup has finally found his voice (The Duck Dog Speaks, April 2). Good for you, little Kemba! I was kinda wondering when you’d start chiming in. Here’s a little tip for you: Slow down. In your first post you bounce around to like 8 different topics — eating paper . . . dog parks ….
* * * COUNTDOWN: 18 DAYS TO LA/XC-4 * * *
Beagle Man has been pushing the narrative of Kemba as this wonderful, happy-go-lucky, up-for-anything super-puppy — maybe not perfectly behaved, but at least understanding the word “no.” Hey, that’s cool, if that’s the story he likes to tell. I just …
The other night we’re watching the Westminster Dog Show, and I know exactly what the Beagle Man’s
Miss P, lookin’ good!
thinking: First, the Beagle’s gonna win the Hound group, he figures. Then the Duck Toller’s gonna win i…
I’m telling you this story, even though it has almost nothing to do with me, as a public service. Because
Kemba then . . .
if I don’t, you-know-who most definitely will — and then it’ll be 1,000 words long, and The Greatest …
I know, you haven’t heard from me in awhile — but I’ve still been keeping tabs. Looks to me as if
Kemba rolls around in the snow with CC, his new “best friend” (as of this morning)
things are going just fine between Beagle M…
