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TAKE A BALL, LEAVE A BALL

Posted on by Hank

Nope, that beat-up ball in my Chuckit (photo, right) is not the one we had when we started out at the dog park. It is the one we ended up with, though.

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This ratty tennis ball is pretty much your generic dog park ball. 

Here’s how it goes. I open the front door of the Jeep and Kemba barrels out as if his life depends on it, dashes to his spot on the dirt at the edge of the parking lot, and assumes his position — like a statue — waiting for that first launch. Doing my part, I open the tailgate, shoulder my Chuckit (already loaded, of course, with a scuzzy, raggedy, well-chewed tennis ball), walk to where Kemba’s camped out, and give it a good heave. Kemba’s off like a shot, snags the ball on one bounce, and trots along on his adventures.

As he makes his way along the untended, tall weedy area, he nonchalantly lets the ball drop, and continues on his rounds. Winnie, a one-year-old German Shepherd, rushes over to pick up the discarded ball. Her owner tries to get the ball from Winnie and give it back to me. “Keep it,” I say. “No big deal. There’s a lot more where that came from.”

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That dark blue ball Kemba’s guarding with his life? That’s his obsession. It will never come with us to the dog park . . .

Because that’s the way it works in the dog park. It’s take a ball, leave a ball. You can always find another one — on the perimeter of the brush, along the trails in the woods, or lying in plain sight on the fields. I’ve heard (so far unconfirmed) that there’s a mysterious character who collects wayward tennis balls that have been abandoned outside the courts at Staples, and then periodically scatters them all around the dog park.

The one thing you don’t ever want to do is come to the park with your dog’s special ball. That dark blue spiky ball that Kemba’s been insanely obsessed with for over a month now (photo, left)? That one doesn’t leave the house. Nor do I intend to bring the light blue squeaky chew ball “scented with natural peanut butter.” (below, right; Kemba hasn’t seen this one yet — it’s a Christmas present — but I’m sure he’s gonna love it.) You see, you can’t be possessive about balls you bring to the park. Everyone knows this. Well, maybe not everyone.

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. . . nor will this one.

On a recent dog park visit, Kemba and I were in the vicinity of this guy and his chocolate Lab. Guy flings the ball. Kemba, of course, races to track it down. Guy says, “Excuse me, that’s my dog’s favorite ball. The one your dog has now . . .”  Well, what did he think was gonna happen? If you want to have a private game of fetch with your dog, then why would you bring him to the dog park???

All right. End of our session. Kemba has done enough retrieving for one morning. We’ve also completed two laps around our ritual woodsy trail. Time to head back to the Jeep. “Come on, good boy, gotta get going.” Oops! I notice the Chuckit’s not loaded. Can’t go home empty. I look around. Ah, over there, right by the water fountain. A nice, muddy, shredded tennis ball. A lot like the one we came with, in fact. I scoop it up with my Chuckit. Now we’re good to go.

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