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Whoa — S-L-O-W Down, K-Dawg!

Posted on by Ricky

RRRSo I see the pup has finally found his voice (The Duck Dog Speaks, April 2).  Good for you, little Kemba!  I was kinda wondering when you’d start chiming in.  Here’s a little tip for you:  Slow down.  In your first post you bounce around to like 8 different topics — eating paper . . . dog parks . . . scary horses . . .  your

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Easy, buddy. Let them come to you . .

new logo (nice, by the way) — like a pinball.  No offense, but you sound a little ADD.  Same with your dog park behavior:  You don’t have to be that eager.  You’re a good-looking dude.  Nothing wrong with playing a little hard-to-get.  Always worked for me.  By the way, I see you’ve found my favorite spot for those hot days in the desert out west: on the floor, in front of the shotgun seat.  And you’ve done me one better:  You do it on the other side, too.  Word of advice?  Not cool.  Kinda hard for the Beagle Man to drive with you lying on the gas and the brake pedal.  Anyway, you are going to L-O-V-E love Santa Monica — especially the promenade along the beach.  Dog heaven.  Good-looking dogs all over the place.  Just a tip though, for later today when you check into the Loews?  If the B-Man takes you through the revolving door, watch your paws.  I tell you this from very painful experience.  P.S.  This morning, after the big guy fed you breakfast and then went back to sleep, you really shouldn’t have eaten his blue-and-green flip-flops.  Those were his favorites, and the only ones he brought.  That’s the kind of stuff that upsets him.

The Roof Rack Report (#roofrackreport on Twitter, for those who follow me already on @BeagleManHank) appears on Mondays, usually.  Actually, whenever Beagle Man decides to give me some space . . .




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