It’s Sunday night, and there’s Beagle Man watching his Knicks, once again, on TV. They’re playing the
Charlotte Hornets, whose star is — you guessed it — UConn’s own Kemba Walker! And watching from the green couch, riveted by his every move? Yup! His namesake: Kemba Herman! I know, cute, right? (The B-Man mentioned just how cute this was about a thousand times.) But here’s the thing I’ve been dying to tell you about the two Kembas. Remember that elk antler chew bone the Beagle Man got for Kemba before his arrival — for $27.99? (I told you about it in my last Roof Rack Report.) Well, you need to
know that Carol and Matt and Greg and Robby have been giving B-Man non-stop bleep for that super-deluxe elk antler for days. Okay, so earlier this week Matt sends around a family text, with a link to an ESPN.com news
report. The headline: “Kemba Walker Gets 48M Extension.” To which Robby replies: “That’s a lot of elk antlers.” Man, I love that kid.
The Roof Rack Report (#roofrackreport on Twitter, for those who follow me already on @BeagleManHank) appears on Mondays, usually. Actually, whenever Beagle Man decides to give me some space . .
Hey Ricky…I know it must be really tough the way BM is carrying on…you must feel like the loyal wife who passed on only to be replaced by some young bimbo now being showered with trinkets that probably will soon surpass the medical bills that BM used to lament having to spend to keep you going. But, you need to cut him some slack. He is obviously ridden with gilt. He knows he probably should have waited for a more appropriate period of mourning before finding a new dog. You have to realize that he jumped back into to being a dog owner so quickly because he did really miss you. He does express this sentiment at time….granted very awkwardly.